Pensacola

Loves

New York!

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If you don't want to see our video,
then don't click on the lips!

Look out NY

We always travel light. We only bring what we can pass through double doors.

We Love Broadway Shows. . .

I hear New York is loaded with sexy chicks, just like at Sammy's! Can't wait!

First in Flight

I'm so excited. I've never been to New York before. I mean, I don't remember ever been to New York.

. . .we all need somebody to lean on.

Just Hanging Out

IT Guy

I'm only beautiful because I'm blonde.

People can be so rude.

Excuse me sir, you're sitting in my chair.

Do as I say. . .

Just keep smiling.

Off to Another Adventure

Just sit back and enjoy the ride.

Bigger Than Life

Two cool guys and a girl with invisible legs.

Mike at Work

I'm saving my best lines for these chicks. . .

Just Regular Folks. . .

I'll have more cheese with my wine 'cause I'm the only one here not constipated.

Blonde, yet sophisticated. . .

The Internet is nothing but a crudely patched-together digital misappropriation of long-established intellectual property of the city of New York

NYC Entertainment

Oh, the camptown ladies sing this song. . .

Steroids?

I've never seen a can of spray that big before. Gosh, it would take Dot a week before she ran out.

See if you can figure out who's the. . .

1. Klepto
2. Clogger
3. Cross Dresser
4. Sumi Wrestler
5. Terrorist

Who'll save Mary?

I'm not jumping, you jump.

Home at last. . .

Thank God for Whataburger. There was nothing to eat in New York.